| YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DOG
PERSON WHEN... |
| Lint wheels are on your shopping list every week. |
| The trash
basket is more or less permanently installed in the
kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're at
work. |
| You can't
see out the passenger side of the windshield because
there are nose prints all over the inside. |
| Your dog
sleeps with you. |
| You like
people who like your dog. |
| You despise
people who don't. |
| You carry
dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times. |
| You sign and
send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog. |
| You put an
extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable. |
| You go to
the pet supply store every Saturday because it's one of
the very few places that lets you bring your dog inside, and your dog loves to go with you. |
| You and the
dog come down with something like flu on the same day. |
| Your dog
sees the vet while you settle for an over-the-counter
remedy from the drugstore. |
| You keep an
extra water dish in your second-floor bedroom, in case
your dog gets thirsty at night. |
| At your
dinner parties, you always double-check the butter before
putting it on the table. |
| You have dog
hair stuck on tape on wrapped gifts. |
| You have 6
squeaky hedgehogs, 1 with squeaker still working. |
| Your
friend's dog acts as Best Dog at your wedding. |
