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- I will not eat the cats food,
before or after they eat it.
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- The computer's mouse is, unlike a real mouse, inedible.
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- I will stop trying to find the
few remaining pieces of carpet when I am about to throw up.
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- I will not throw up in the
car.
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- I will scoot my bottom along
the grass to rid myself of hangers-on, not on the carpet.
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- I will not roll on dead sea
gulls, fish, crabs, etc.
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- I will not eat other animals
poop.
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- In the event that I DO eat
other animals poop, I will not then lick my human's face.
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